Dear Jimmy,

Could you be any more of a fag?  Serious?  First it was a Vamypre.  Then Frankenstein. Next came The Scorpion King.  Now it’s Batman.  You are running out of fictitious characters to relate your ever changing personalities to.

What is next?  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Yeah…

Cowabunga…..Dude.

#endtrans