Deus ex Machina: A Digital Bloodletting

Fire it up

It never fails.

When it’s cold and freezing,
I sit and thumb the ignition key.

Daydreaming…

to feel that rumble,
cams whirring
exhaust popping

Massive torque, a twist away
Everything just fades to nothing.
That moment is singular.

Run through the gears, faster and faster.

The oncoming road is a blur.
Just like all the shit you left behind.

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Cry Me A River

Buttercup.

@3ndtr@n$

Give it to me!

“Give it to me” she yelled.

“I’m so wet…give it to me NOW!”

She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

#3ndtr@n$

This was shared with me this morning and CRACKED me up.

#Enjoy

The move to academia has been an interesting shift.

From one school to another, even more so.

At my previous institution, I was not allowed to touch the network.  The I.T support there was a bunch of tick-turds.  Here however, it’s apparent that I’m expected to do it.

I really don’t know which I prefer.

Especially when most people here don’t seem to know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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#3ndtr@n$

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