Hokay.

I wait a whole blinkin month for this Thurdsay. Why is that you ask? Hmmm. Well, Thurday, is burrito day at the cafe. It’s the one day of the week that I can get the most awesome burritos. The legendary bacon breakfast buritto. Now, most days, if you are not first in line, yer’ ass outta luck Jack. Period.

So, for a month now. No awesome, delicious, goodness. Every time I get to the cafe, they are all gone. Every last single stinkin one. They can make me one, but I don’t want to wait 1/2 hour for it. Bullocks.

Today however, I get the LAST bacon, breakfast burritto. Of course there is a pile of veggie, but no one eats that shit. I grab me a Starbucks, tots, and my burrito. I load up on the Tapatio hawt sauce, and get in line.

As I stand there sipping my Christmas blend *yumm*, feeling quite pleased with myself.

Ok, one more person in front of me. SWEET.

Well, not to be an asshole, I go to grab my wallet and have payment in ready. Burrito is hot, and ready to fire! I pat my left cheek……!! …. :pat pat:: !!!!’

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

No wallet.

It appears last night, while at the gym, I threw my wallet in my gym bag. So, this moring when I get dressed, no wallet.